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The word "CUNT" has been used many many different ways in my car. Women saying it out loud, about men, about another women even about themselves. Gay guys saying it, Straight guys also saying it. Below are many examples.   

One night I was giving a ride to two gay guys. A "Bear" which is a big burly gay guy and a "Twink" which is a small skinny gay guy. They were having a argument for majority of the ride, when they started calling each other cunts left and right. This went on for 4 or 5 minutes, when I had enough and pulled over to the side of the road. I turned around and pointed at each one "You quit acting like one and you quit being one and APOLOGIZE!" I don't want to hear that word coming out of ya'lls mouth again". They looked at me surprised and said "We are sorry and that wont happen again" This gave me the idea to put a rule in for this word.

One evening I picked up a lady in Keller and she got in the car and saw the rules and said "Ya I called someone the c-word the other day" I look ed her and said "What?" she said "I was justified! and I said "Tell me a story." She told me that her and her girlfriend went out drinking and later on in the night after all of them were really drunk , one of her friend said loud enough for almost everyone in the bar to hear. 

"YOUR DEAD HUSBAND WAS THE BEST ASPECT OF YOU AND WITHOUT HIM YOUR NOTHING!"

I asked her "What did you do?" and she said "I called her a FUCKIN CUNT and walk off!" and asked "Did you hit her?" She looked at me into my eyes and said coldly "Not Yet."

One night I picked up a guy named Doug and his wife. He was noticing the rule about not saying the dirty c-word and he informed me in Australia it doesn't necessarily mean the same as is does here in the states. He told me that the word Cunt can mean best friend. Example: Your friend is a "Mate" but your best friend is a "Cunt" and a damn fine one at that. Another example: You could go into the office on Monday morning and blurt out "HOW ARE YOU CUNTS DOING THIS MORNING?" and they would have different replies I'm hung-over, tired and so on. No visit to HR or nothing. When the ride was over they got out and he turned around a said "Mr Brian" and I said Yes and he said "You are one damn fine Cunt!" and I wasn't sure how to reply and but said "You are a damn fine cunt also!" 

1. Crack a Fat - Erection 

2. Flog, Wank. Wristy and Flog the Log - Masturbate

3. Gobby - Blow Job

4. Root - To Have Sex 

5. Slappy - Female Prostitute

6. Polly Waffle - Brothel

7. Sprog - Semen

8. AC/DC - Bi-Sexual

9. A Over T - Ass over Tit

10. Angle of the Dangle - Weather a guy has a erection

11. Buffin The Muffin - Having Sex 

12. Kick a Goal - To succeed in having sex

13. Nork's - Woman's Breasts 

14. On the make - Looking for sex

15. Snog - Passionate kiss

16. Brown Eye - To flash your butthole

17. Chunder - To throw up

18. Franger - Condom 

19. Ganger - Woman who likes to have guy group sex

20. Have a Naughty - Have sex

21. Pash - French Kiss

22. Pissed - Drunk 

23. Gut full of piss - Really drunk 

24. Cop a Root - Have sex

25. Smash your back out - Having awesome sex

26. Post Boned - Late because you had sex

27. Sascrotch - Woman is too hairy down there

One night I had two New Zealand rugby players in the car and they say the rule that said that you can only say the word CUNT if your from Australia and they said "Whoa Mate, you need to add New Zealand to this list." and said Why? He said "Because Australian's are a bunch of dumb cunt's" He went on to say that the parents are dumb cunts, there kids are dumb cunts, the uncles are dumb cunts and so on. I said "What do they call you guys from New Zealand?" he said  "Ah they call us a bunch of dumb Sheep Shaggers" What do you call them back? We call them a stupid Penal colony!

One night 3 gay guys got into my car and we were talking and they were looking over the rules and one of them said "The C-Word is my favorite to use" and I said "Not tonight it is." The trip he was acting like a kid who needed to go pee but couldn't. When we got the the club I turned around and said to him "You want to say it , don't you?" he said YES! I said "Go ahead" and he said the word CUNT about 7 times in a row. I asked him if he felt better. He said "Very much so!" and smiled and got out of the car and went into the club.